PEEDYS JOKES Little Peedy likes to gamble. One day his dad gets a new job so his family has to move to a new city. Peedys daddy thinks, Ill get a head start on Peedys gambling. So he calls the teacher and says, My son Peedy will be starting your class tomorrow but he likes to gamble so youll have to keep an eye on him. The teacher says OK, she can handle it. The next day Peedy walks into class and hands the teacher an apple and says, Hi, my name is Peedy. She says yes I know who you are. Peedy smiles and says, I bet you ten rands youve got a mole on your butt. The teacher thinks that she will break his little gambling problem so she takes him up on the bet. She pulls her pants down and shows him her butt and there was no mole. That afternoon, Peedy goes home and tells his dad that he lost ten rands to the teacher and why. So his dad calls the teacher and says, Peedy said that he bet you that you had a mole on your butt and he lost. The teacher says, Yeah, and I think I broke his gambling problem. Peedys dad laughs and says, No you didnt, he bet me a hundred rands this morning that hed see your ass before the day was over. BY BOGOSI PEEDY KATANE
Posted on: Mon, 01 Dec 2014 05:15:23 +0000