PEOPLE GETTING WORRIED AND FALLING OUT OF WINDOWS Because current events had happened, CNN was on reporting some story about the President; he had taken ill after tripping and sprawling out of an open window at a stock marketers convention in 1%, Pennsylvania He was thinking about Israel, probably, and was distracted when on the upturned corner of a bearskin rug he did catch his shoe and landed perforce upon the wife of Freddie Mac On hearing the news the Prime Minister of Israel himself swallowed an olive whole and, choking, fainted dead away through a Palestinian jalousie with a decisive CRASH shortly thereafter followed by the rest of his parliament in a show of support that would later be described by a senior government official as “yes, foolish, but maybe also noble before the official himself leapt through an open casement And Donald Trump while on a conference call with himself in the top floor of his eponymous tower did radically undergo a self-defenstration, somersaulting through the luxury airspace to his untimely death at the hands of a strategically-placed mop handle, left unassumingly in bucket by immigrant janitor Fernando, who had just ducked out for a cigarette and who returned to find a single, lonely eyeball floating in the suds People are getting worried and falling out of windows thats whats going on today in the news around the world Its just a people-getting-worried-and-falling-out-of-windows kind of day, said Wolf Blitzer as he inched unconsciously closer to the gorgeous view outside his Situation Room we all could tell except for him, and amidst a sudden shattering of studio glass and a calamity of stagehands, yep, there he goes.
Posted on: Wed, 04 Jun 2014 16:31:10 +0000
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