PEOPLE, PEOPLE, PEOPLE...where have you been? ive missed you! what? its ME thats been gone?! no way. me? never. . ..well maybe a little. maybe ive been a little bit gone. just a tiny bit quiet. okay, its true, its not you its me. and all i can say is im truly truly sorry, and it wont happen again, and i have some really great excuses lined up. do you want to hear my great excuses? well firstly there was an angry giant who i had to fight to the death. i won obviously, but you know, it took me a while. and then there was a quest. a really tricky quest that involved mental AND physical challenges, man that quest was tricky. and then there was also a boat race, and a tiger, and a huge parade, and three near death experiences and one where i actually did die but then after some reflection decided against it and came back. and then there was the village that i saved from the dragon, not by killing it but by singing bruce springsteens im on fire to it really nicely... what? you want the truth? fine...*mumbles and shuffles feet*... i had a lot of stuff to do. there thats it. thats all there is to it. i just have the multi tasking abilities of a leafy vegetable. BUT i do have some progress to report...ooohhhhh exciting...we have a date in sight for the big move *does a little panic dance* and its not too far away. ill give you all the full low down strictly on the QT a bit nearer the time, but this much i can tells ya now, the lady (yes the person buying the tearoom is of the lady persuasion) who is taking on the tricksy and delightful perils of 74 main street, in her glorious wisdom has decided to carry on stocking all of our stuff and things what we make with our very own hands. so basically, the shop will look very much the same, and you will be able to buy as much temporary measure whimsy as your heart desires, while at the same time being served proper awesome fine food by people with training and a modicum of skill...controversial i know :) and heres the other important bit... if you ever wanted to get your hands on one of our canvases but had to spend all your money that week on jelly babies and rock and roll, then NOW IS THE TIME. we are having a !!!SALE OF GARGANTUAN PROPORTIONS!!! on all ex-display stock. so email me or call us with what youve always hankered after and well see what weve got for ya, or even better still come wave your hanky at us in person and bid us bon voyage (UNLESS THAT IS WE REVEAL THE LOCATION OF OUR BRAND-NEW-TOP-SECRET-UNDERGROUND-TREEHOUSE-EVIL-LAIR) and pick up a piece of temporary measure history while youre at it. well be here :) (mainly cleaning stuff with sulky faces and moving other stuff around in circles.) dont you ever leave it so long again ;)
Posted on: Sat, 21 Jun 2014 14:25:38 +0000
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