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PHONE CONVERSATION.... Sorie after studying at Oxford University now kill people with grammer.. Sorie girlfriends phone rings.. Sorie: Mary, your cellular gadget has intercepted some electromagnetic waves and is currently summoning your attention.. Mary: What? Sorie: your phone is ringing.. Mary: i am in the shower sweety, please answer it for me. Sorie (pick up): hello?. CALLER: buwa Mary.. Sorie: Your lingual is foreign to my cochlea. Please utter alphabets in a universal manner so that I can derive sense from this dialogue.. CALLER: where is Mary? Sorie: Mary is currently interacting with a hot shower in my master bedroom that is located at the attic section of my bungalow. She cannot commence dialogue with you as her phone is not water proof like the one I own which can receive calls even while im submerged in my marbled Jacuzzi. CALLER: who is this? Sorie: Do you have air-time of 100,000 and above? Any airtime below that amount is not enough to permit me to finish explaining to you who I am via the phone as my accolades are too numerous. But to comprehend me better, visit any bookshop near you and purchase a book titled ?knowing Professor Abu Sorie, the individual with English PHDs whose number exceeds the mythical lives of a cat.. i authored it when I was minister in the previous regime. CALLER: who are you to mary? Sorie: I am the individual whom Mary surrenders to her fauna in absentia of clothing?.. CALLER: come again? Sorie: Yes I am the individual who relays copulative sensations to Marys pelvic areas.. CALLER: say that again i i dont understand? Sorie: I am the individual who exposes Marys lower limbs to mirror an obtuse angle . Im Marys boyfriend. Sorie: And who are You? CALLER: its Marys mother. LOL ME ADE AT STRAIGHT

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