PICCOLO PICCOLO A man is walking around the streets of New York - TopicsExpress



          

PICCOLO PICCOLO A man is walking around the streets of New York one day when he spies an old friend of his from college. Boris! he yells. I havent seen you in ages! How have you been? Well, Boris replies. I am the piccolo player for the International Orchestra. Spectacular! the man replies. It is not what you might think, my friend. We play for the king of England, and he loves the music. He says Fill the instruments with gold! and they fill the tuba with gold and they fill the trombone with gold, and me with the goddamn piccolo. We play for the queen of France, and she loves the music. She says Fill the instruments with silver! and they fill the tuba with silver and they fill the trombone with silver, and me with the goddamn piccolo. Then we play for the czar of Russia, and he hates the music. He says Shove the instruments up their asses! and the tuba doesnt fit and the trombone doesnt fit. AND ME WITH THE GODDAMN PICCOLO!
Posted on: Tue, 30 Dec 2014 01:30:00 +0000

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