PLEASE NOTE THESE HISTORICAL SAYINGS: 1.Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Einstein (1872). 2.He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Isaac Newton (1904). 3.He who fully unwraps a sharwama before eating it cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864) 4. Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything - Martin Luther King Jr. (1900). 5.Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with a mountain-of-fire member - William Shakespeare (1788). 6. Anyone who graduated without experiencing strike probably has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904). 7.Drinking Garri doesnt mean youre poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up b4 drinking is Poverty- Queen Elisabeth (1893). 8. Any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face,is capable of murder....Obasanjo(1999). 9.He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry- (Sir Alex Ferguson 1947). 10.Nigeria was never on the map when God said LET THERE BE LIGHT Buhari 1980. 11.Anyone who puts stew on jollof rice has trust issues. Fela Kuti (1979) 12.No mata hw hot ur temper is, it cannot cook yam. Goodluck Jonathan (2013). 13.Ojukwu is dead but his MANHOOD lives on.... Patience Jonathan 2011. 14.Anyone dat reads this without laffin, that person is looking for a job- Yuzuf Pete 2014.
Posted on: Mon, 03 Mar 2014 16:43:25 +0000