POISONING MY BOSS (part 3) Well, i got to work very prepared for my boss this morning. I had eaten about-to-spoil beans, smelly eggs and bad mango juice. But when i saw my boss, i bursted out laughing. I remembered our saga yesterday. I guess we are both baddest men. We both avoided ourselves like a bad disease. I am sure he is thinking of how to make my day miserable. I waited for his next plan of action. My workday ends at 3 pm and i had plans for this evening. At 2:30pm, my boss announced that there was a meeting of staff members. Aaaaaaaarrrgh! Blood of God! Why is this man so wicked? Well, the meeting started at 2:50pm. No power supply and we asked our boss to power up the generator for us to air condition the room, he refused. I guess he wanted to punish me. As he mentioned that we have 10 points to discuss, people shouted. I made sure i shouted too, at the same time, raised half of my ass and released a bomb-like mess. The noise covered my production. I waited for some seconds for the feedback. Nothing! Then i raised the other half of my ass and produced another mess. This time, it was a silenced pistol. In a span of four seconds EVERYWHERE scattered! What i didnt know was that the first mess was flowing with the air under the table, as it was rising at my boss end (he sat near a window), my second mess was having an immediate effect from my angle. The combined odour was like that of dead rat plus excreta plus a pregnant womans urine. Before i knew it, a flower plant in the room dried up, a butterfly near the window died. People (13 of them) became madly confused. Everyone started asking WAEC questions; Who vomited? Who polluted? Where did a rat died? Who opened a soak-away? Well, i couldnt answer them so i kept a straight face. Just then, i heard my boss shout, Let us pray. Father God, whoever wants to disrupt this meeting, Holy ghost fire, i command you ..... I was surprised! What is my offence that this man wants to burn me with Holy ghost fire? I simply raised both buttocks and released a steady poooooooooooooh sound. I must tell you, nobody remained in the room in the following five seconds. Even my boss ended his fire prayer with Oh God! What a mess! It was a pity my colleagues shared in our saga. It was when i got home that i realized that i had excreted in my boxers. Thank God i was wearing black boxers. I hope my boss is in a healthy condition. This weekend is payday.
Posted on: Fri, 07 Mar 2014 09:59:32 +0000
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