PSAs I mustve missed: How To Use Headphones 1. Untangle cord. 2. If cord broke under the weight of your frustration, buy a new set. The cheaper the better. 3. Place earbuds in ears. L means its for your right ear and R means its for your left. The manufacturers built them while looking at the tester, not from their perspective. 4. Attach the male end to the female port of your audio device. Whats that? Oh... Excuse me: Attach the gender-neutral end of the ear buds to the gender-neutral port of the audio device. We dont endorse making one feel superior to the other as genders are merely a social construct. 5. Crank that baby to 11. THIS ENABLES YOU TO SHARE YOUR EXCELLENT TASTE WITH THOSE AROUND YOU. SHARING IS CARING AND WILL INCREASE YOUR SOCIAL STATUS EXPONENTIALLY AS A FUNCTION OF TIME. 6. IF YOU NEED TO SPEAK, IT IS IMPORTANT YOU SPEAK LOUD ENOUGH FOR YOU TO HEAR YOUR VOICE AT THE SAME RELATIVE VOLUME YOU WOULD WITHOUT EARBUDS. IF YOU CANT HEAR YOURSELF, HOW DO YOU EXPECT THEM TO HEAR YOU? Congratulations! You- Huh? Oh. CONGRATULATIONS! YOU NOW KNOW HOW TO PROPERLY USE YOUR HEADPHONES. GO OUT AND ENJOY LIFE.
Posted on: Mon, 24 Mar 2014 13:44:46 +0000
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