Pain-a-palooza, Day 7: Tried to wake up and see how long I could go without pain meds. I lasted about 2 minutes. Thats up from my 30 seconds of sobriety yesterday, so I call that progress. Ive been trying to coax Jr into not sleeping with me until Im at least at Def Con 6. Not only did I fail miserably but he decided to wet the bed with me and mama in it. I thought I was responsible for said pee until I checked my vitals, ie penis. Dry as a bone...definitely not my pee. Im pretty sure Liz is trying to steal all of my sympathy with her extended stay at The Hotel Piedmont. Its ok Lizbian. You can come home now. My son has enough pee to ruin both of our mornings. All in all, I made through week 1 with my innards still intact. Im glad all of you have to go back to work now. Maybe youll quit posting pictures of your toes in the sand, boats in the water, and children playing merrily with sparklers. Im off to wash some sheets! Yall have a good day now, ya here. Hug a Timmy today.
Posted on: Mon, 07 Jul 2014 14:41:33 +0000
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