Papa Akpos: My pikin say you drive am commot for school, Wetin he do? AkposTeacher :- Your son is not brilliant at all, he cant even spell LION ... Papa Akpos : Ah Ah...You know say na SMALL pikin......You for tell am make he spell SMALL ANIMAL like MOSQUITO. ================ Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a woman. What do we learn from this? Akpos: We should stop wasting time in studies and find that WOMAN. ================ Teacher: Make a Sentence with Big Akpos: The Ram Is Big Teacher: Make it longer Akpos: The Ram is big ooooooo. ================ OPERATOR: 911, wats your emergency? AKPOS: Two girls are fighting over me.. OPERATOR: So?.. AKPOS: The ugly one is winning. ================ Teacher: Who can state one diff btw a Bird and a Fly? .. Akpos: A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird. ================ Ochuko: Akpos, where have you been? Akpos: Watching a football match? Ochuko: Who played?.. Akpos: Ivory coast vs Cote d ivoire ====/============ Teacher: if a person 4rm 4rm Nigeria is to be called a NIGERIAN nd a person 4rm person 4rm Ghana is to be called a GHANIAN, [what whuld u call a person 4rm Hølland? Akpors: he/she shuld be called a HOLLANDIAN.....
Posted on: Mon, 30 Sep 2013 11:33:31 +0000
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