Parody song written by Katharine and Rinon, to “The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything”, seen here:youtube/watch?v=XaWU1CmrJNc “The Hobbits Who Don’t Do Anything” Oh, I’ve never been to Gondor, And I’ve never been to Westmarch, And I’ve never hunted mushrooms underneath the Deeping Wall, And I’ve never been to Mirkwood, And I’ve never been to Staddle, And I’ve never been to Mordor in the fall. CHORUS: Oh, we’re the Hobbits Who Don’t Do Anything, We just stay home, safe underground, And if you ask us to do anything, We’ll just tell you, “We don’t do anything!” Oh, I’ve never eaten lembas, And I’ve never seen a mumak, And I’ve never rode a pony ‘cuz I never ride at all, And I’ve never talked to Treebeard, And I’ve never wrestled Gollum, And I’ve never been to Mordor in the fall. CHORUS Oh, I’ve never slain a goblin, And I’m not too good at sewing, And I’ve never stood on barrels just to make myself look tall, And I’ve never kissed a dragon, And I’ve never swallowed pipe-weed, And I’ve never been to Mordor in the fall. CHORUS Oh, I’ve never tickled Gandalf, And I’ve never swum to Buckland, And I’ve never painted Uruk-hai on Rohan’s royal hall, And I’ve never bathed in Ent-drafts, And I don’t look good in chainmail, And I’ve never been to Mordor in the fall
Posted on: Thu, 06 Jun 2013 00:29:54 +0000