Pastor Akpors was known for rearing chickens within his church premises; he however discovered one evening that a particular cock was missing, so he decided to query the church members about it during the next service and the following drama took place: Pastor Akpors: Brethren, I have a question to ask, and I need everyone to answer truthfully, do you all understand? Congregation: Yesssss!! Pastor Akpors: Ok, please, who here has a cock from this church?” (All the men stood up) He looked at them with surprise and said: “No, I mean who has seen a cock?” (All the women got up) Pastor Akpors: “No, no, I meant who has seen a cock that isn’t theirs?” (Half of the women got up) Pastor Akpors: Oh for goodness sake, I mean, who has seen my cock?” (All the Choir girls got up) The whole church scattered!!! One word for pastor Akpors?
Posted on: Fri, 21 Nov 2014 07:20:28 +0000
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