Penis Appraisal Description: Some things are just never satisfied!! I, the Penis hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:- * I do physical labour * I work at great depths * I plunge headfirst into everything I do * I do not get weekends off, nor public holidays * I work in a damp environment * I do not get paid overtime * I work in dark, poorly ventilated conditions * I work in high temperatures * My work exposes me to contagious diseases MANAGEMENT RESPONSE: Dear Penis, After considering your request and assessing the arguments raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:- * You do not work 8 hrs straight * You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods * You do not always follow the orders of the management team * You do not stay in your allocated position and often stray into other areas * You do not take initiative and have to be pressured and stimulated to start working * You leave the worksite rather messy at the end of your shift * You often fail to observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing * You will retire well before reaching 65 * You are unable to work double shifts * You sometimes leave your allocated position before completing the job * And as if that were not all, you have been observed entering and leaving the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags
Posted on: Fri, 19 Jul 2013 19:35:46 +0000
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