People have been asking me why I havent been bothering with women lately and why I havent met one in so long, well Im going to tell you the story. It was valentines day and I was upset about being alone for its to my surprise I got a mail off the hottest girl I had ever seen, dreadlocks, gorgeous, curvy figure, you know the type, well anyway she asked me if I wanted to spend valentines day with her, shocked I agreed, later that night I picked her up in the car we bought for 150 quid from some random bloke, armed with the power of the inbetweeners car I picked her up, we drove back to my friends where we started to drink and talk, we talked for hours abot everything and I thought this was the girl for me, anyway, one thing lead to another and we ended up sleeping together, I woke up with a massive smile on my face looking down at the beautiful girl asleep in my arms, anyway, I decided to take her for breakfast at maccies cause Im such a nice guy like, anyway I got out the car because I needed to fart and didnt want to do it Infront of her, so I told her laughing sorry I need a frat drawing attention to the fact I was about to, anyway I let one rip and to my surprise I heard a loud squelch, I knew instantly that I had sharted, she said was that wet, me trying to play it cool replied no, dont be silly I returned to my seat and began driving down the road with an awful smell seeping from my lower regions and an expanding damp patch on my buttocks, we pulled up at her house, obviously aware what had happened she gathered her stuff quickly and then left without saying a word, I drove home half naked because my trousers were soaking in my shit. Thats why Im scared to meet anyone, what if I need to fart?
Posted on: Wed, 09 Apr 2014 13:52:39 +0000