People keep telling me I should run for some public office. I keep saying I dont want to. I need yall to understand how it would probably go down. Lets fast forward to my reply to the scandal they would cook up. Press: ...but how do you respond to the recent scandal? Me: I DID inhale, and that WAS me in those pictures. And what? What does that have to do with the law Im proposing to.... (insert something that will upset the natural flow of political bullshit) 3 weeks later on the 6pm news: Ms. Bridgefords car was found crashed into the bridge, in a horrible accident. Mourners are gathering tonight for a vigil. Yall see that? They tried to ruin me, and when that didnt work, I had an accident. Now Im a dead hero. Da fuq? All because yall wanted somebody to be in public office. Lol. Ok. But the point is that I dont want to work within the system, in that way. There are plenty of good people who are authentic & make good public servants. Im good at being of service when it doesnt require me to wear a suit, & when I can wear sparkling Converse. Amen.
Posted on: Fri, 12 Sep 2014 20:48:05 +0000
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