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Perks of single life: No empty cereal boxes shoved back in the cabinet I can burp as loud as i want without someone looking at me and going really? I can sleep diagonal across my bed and never worry about having too much blanket The toilet seat stays down! I never run out of hot water No birthdays or anniversaries to worry about accidentally forgetting Not having to buy christmas presents I can hang the toilet paper either way i want My seat in my car is never moved Nobody to complain about my cooking Nobody thinking im going to cook for them Nobody arguing music with me I can eat a whole pizza with out the sarcastic implying fat jokes No passcode on my phone
Posted on: Tue, 30 Sep 2014 00:46:25 +0000

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