Peter: Oh, look, its one of those early Maude episodes with the really long opening credit sequence. TV: ♪ Lady Godiva was a freedom rider She didnt care if the whole world looked Joan of Arc with the Lord to guide her She was a sister who really cooked Madame Curie was a strong woman character Workin all day in a science lab, yeah Clara Barton was a famous nurse Who was rapping with the soldiers and bandages too Susan B. Anthony, always out doin stuff Marchin around and holdin up signs... ♪ Peter: And then theres Maude. TV: ♪ Pocahontas had it all goin on... ♪ Peter: What the hell? TV: ♪ ...an Indian guide with lots of Indian pride Indira Gandhi ran a whole big country That isnt easy even if youre a guy... ♪ Peter: And then theres Maude? TV: ♪ Babe Zaharias was a really good athlete... ♪ Peter: Aw, come on! TV: ♪ ...Good at track and field and professional golf, too ♪ Peter: And then theres Maude! TV: ♪ Amelia Earhart flew a lot of airplanes Except for that one time when she didnt come back Cleopatra lived way out in the desert... ♪ Peter: And then theres Maude! Come on! TV: ♪ But still found a way to keep herself looking fine And then theres Maude... ♪ Peter: Ahh! Ahh! There we go! [turns the TV off] That was an ordeal.
Posted on: Thu, 31 Oct 2013 03:09:17 +0000