Phil Mickelson On a golf tour in Ireland, Phil Mickelson drives - TopicsExpress



          

Phil Mickelson On a golf tour in Ireland, Phil Mickelson drives his Mercedes-Benz into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. Top of the mornin to yer, sir, says the attendant. Phil nods a quick hello and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. “What are those? asks the attendant. Theyre called tees. replies Phil. Well, what onGods earth are dey for? asks the Irishman. Theyre for resting my balls on when Im driving, says Phil. Jaysus, says the Irishman, Mercedes thinks of everything!
Posted on: Sat, 12 Oct 2013 09:17:24 +0000

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