Phill Breckell Golf one-liners A Paris Hilton* - an expensive hole A *Dennis Wise* - a nasty 5 footer A *Salman Rushdie* - an impossible read A *Rock Hudson* - looked straight, but it wasnt A *Cuban* - needed one more revolution An *Elton John *- a big bender that lips the rim An * Adolf Hitler* - two shots in the bunker A Saddam Hussein - from one bunker straight into another A * Yasser Arafat* - ugly and in the sand A *Kate Winslett* - little bit fat but otherwise perfect A *Gerry Adams* - playing a Provisional A *Glen Miller* - didnt make it over the water An *Arthur Scargill* - a great strike but a poor result A *Russell Grant* - a fat iron A *Rodney King* - over-clubbed An *O.J. Simpson* - got away with it A Princess Grace* - should have taken a driver A *Princess Di* - shouldnt have taken a driver A *Robin Cook* - just died on the hill A *Michael Jackson* - gradually fading A *Douglas Bader* - looked good in the air, but didnt have the legs A *Ken Livingstone* - quite far left A * Jean-Marie LePen* - a long way right A *Ladyboy* - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems A *condom* - safe but didnt feel real good A *circus tent* - a BIG top An *Anna Kournikova* - looks great, but unlikely to get a result A * Vinnie Jones* - nasty kick when youre not expecting it A Sally Gunnell* - ugly, but a good runner A *Liz McColgan* - Ugly but runs forever A* Brazilian* - Shaves both sides of the hole
Posted on: Tue, 11 Feb 2014 06:39:03 +0000
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