Phone calls in our house: [call from the Indian sub-continent] - Madam, you have a Microsoft windows computer? Madam, Microsoft informs us that someone has been accessing your computer illegally Have they? Thank you for informing me! Madam, what I am going to do now is take you through some steps and we can [deal with the problem] Thank you! that is so kind of you! Not at all, Madam. Madam, press the button, you have a button in the very left hand corner, CTRL? YES! I have! Madam, press that button, and the button R on the keys in front of you. What can you see Laser lights! (Mac screen saver) What? Madam, what can you see on your screen in front of you? Laser lights! Madam, press that ctrl button, and the button R on the keys in front of you. What can you see Oh! Theyve gone away now. Madam, what can you see? The screen!.....What should I be able to see? Madam you should see a drop-down box Ok. Madam, are you joking with me? No, but you are trying to scam me. I have a Mac, and you are trying to get into my computer to scam me Drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........ Such fun! :-) I take my pleasures where I can get them, these days! :-)
Posted on: Wed, 23 Apr 2014 11:08:21 +0000
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