Pick up lines: All those curves, and me with no brakes. Do you know why the sky is so gray? [No, why?] Because all the blue is in your eyes. Dont stop! I dont usually get to see beauty in motion. I cant find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. Is your name Summer? Cause you are HOT! Lets go to my place and do the things Ill tell everyone we did anyway. Mind if I talk to you until its safe down there where I farted? My friend wants to know if you were born in those jeans. When God said, Let there be women, he created you. Youre so fine, you make me want to go out and get a job. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here! I may not have the gift to grant your wishes, but until then, Ill make your dreams come true. In a field full of flowers, you are a perfect rose. If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldnt cry. [Why?] I dont like the thought of losing the one thing that would never come back the same. If you were a new hamburger at McDonalds, you would be McGorgeous. Ive heard that a person with eyes as beautiful as yours must have a beautiful soul. Did you get arrested earlier today? [No. Why?] Well, its iilegal too look that damn fine! I wish I were a tear so I could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips. Drop a sugar packet when your waitress comes up and say Mam, I believe you dropped your name tag. Is your name Jasmine? [No. Why?] Cause I want you to be Jasmine to my little Aladdin. So youre a girl, eh? Heaven is looking for a #1 angel and I just found her. Lick your finger and touch her shirt. Then do the same to yourself and say What do you say we get out of these wet clothes? Is that a mirror in your pocket? [Why?] Because I can see myself in your pants. Your eyes are as blue as the ocean and baby, Im lost at sea! How is it that I have to climb a thousand mountains to get to you, but you only have to smile to get to me? If you took eleven roses and stood in front of a mirror youd see twelve of the most beautiful things in the world. Your father must be Bin Laden cause youre the bomb! You must have been heaven sent...because, you are my angel. Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation? I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can still make your bed rock! Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven! I never believed in love at first sight until YOU walked into the room. Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them. I like your pants. Do you think i can talk you out of them? If you were a burger at McDonalds, Id call you McBeautiful. If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? My magical watch says you arent wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast! Was you father an alien? Because youre out of this world! I love every bone in your body. Especially mine. T heres something wrong with my eyes. [What?] I cant take them off of you! If I were you, Id spend all day looking in the mirror! You are so hot youre making the sun sweat! Is it night time? Never mind, thats just the sparkle in your eyes. I cant wait until tomorrow because you look better everyday! How You Doin? [ala Joey on NBCs FRIENDS] Your name should be Campbells, cause youre mmmmm mmmmm good. Whats that in your eye? Must just be a twinkle Whats a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. Hello, Im a thief, and Im here to steal your heart. Your legs must be tired because youve been running through my mind all night. Was your father a thief? Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. Pinch me. [Why?] Youre so fine I must be dreaming. Im new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment? Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, Im lost at sea. I must be a snowflake, because Ive fallen for you. Youre like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life! All those curves, and me with no brakes. Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet. Baby, youre so sweet, you put Hersheys out of business. Didnt I see you on the cover of Vogue? Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away! Would you touch me so I can tell my friends Ive been touched by an angel? Youre so sweet that youre giving me a toothache. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? I feel like Richard Gere, Im standing next to you, the Pretty Woman. Hey baby! Want some fries with that shake? Im a genie. Can I be in your bottle? You are the reason men fall in love. [Do you like looking at the stars?] Why look at the stars when I can look in your eyes? Can I borrow a quarter? [What for?] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? If you carry 11 roses in front of a mirror, you will see a beautiful dozen. If you could be anything what would it be? Because if I could be anything, I would want to be a tear, born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die at you lips. Do you have a mirror in those pants? Because I can see myself in them. If I caught a star every time I saw your beauty, Id have the night sky in both of my hands. Darn, I thought Very Fine only came in a bottle.
Posted on: Mon, 26 Jan 2015 19:20:13 +0000
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