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Picture it. The Duplex. September 2014: 3 intoxicated gays come in playing the name game because they swear weve met before. (Nope.) -Is your name??? (Exhale) Chad??? -Nope. -Dillan? -Keep guessing. -Chris? -No. -Aaaaaaaaaanyway....can we get shots? For cheap? -Sure. (Pours drinks) Thatll be $27.50. -For SHOTS? Youre an a$$hole. -We take credit cards. -ugggghhhhh. [proceeds to fall off chair.] -Ow -Are you ok? -Why (hic) didnt you help me uuuuuup?! -Cuz Im an asshole, apparently. Thatll be $27.50. -Im so not tipping you. -Youve already given me enough. The End.
Posted on: Fri, 26 Sep 2014 01:26:15 +0000

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