Pikachu! Pikachu! Im your loyal lectric shrew! Oak is scary! Garys hairy! Heres a Pokedex for you! Pika this! Pika that! I am wearing Ashs hat! Plus three speed is all I need so I can tackle this Golbat! EXP, just for me! Im evolving- Quick, press B! Nah, just kidding! You would need a Thunder Stone! So just remember, if you try to make me Raichu, I will fight you! Pikachu! Pikachu! Pikachu! Oh no! A Rocket Grunt has seen us! Now he says he wants to fight! Too bad his team is level 7, and its stupid- (Meowth! Thats right!) Ill use my Thundershock to maul it! When we win, well take his wallet! Now lets search inside a patch of grass And catch ourselves a flaming ass- (Seriously, guys, Im a horse.) Pikachu! Pikachu! I am so in love with you! Feeling weary? Eat a berry while I play this Poke Flute! On a board! On a bike! Lets go fishing! Now lets hike! Elite Four is such a bore... Hey, I can hear you with this mic! Missing No! Here we go! HM05 is my M.O! We can replicate Rare Candies everywhere! Hey Metapod, I beg your pardon, But I think youve over-hardened... Pikachu! Pikachu! Pikachu! Im a girl! Im a guy! I can faint but I cant die! Pika Pika on yo speaka, but ??? s my battle cry! Take a walk! Take a nap! Listen to the Poke Rap! Sneasel, easel, weasel, freezell, Freeze you solid! (Its a trap!) Ouch, Im burned! Oh, the pain! Argh! Confusion?! Im insane! Ill incapacitate myself until Im well! Although its true, Im quite frenetic... ...Im also photogenic... ...Cause Im your loyalest pal in the entire world- -Red, Gold, Black, Emerald, Platinum, Diamond, Sapphire, Pearl- Pikachu! Pikachu! Pikachu!
Posted on: Sat, 06 Dec 2014 03:12:53 +0000
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