Pinched from a friends page. 4 people in the carriage of a train - a Scotsman, a pretty young blonde girl, an ugly old woman and an Englishman. It all goes dark when the train goes through a tunnel. In the dark theres the sound of an almighty slap, and when the train emerges from the tunnel the Englishman is rubbing his face, and theres a huge red mark on his cheek. The old lady thinks: I bet that Englishman fondled the blonde in the dark and she slapped him. The pretty young blonde thinks: I bet the Englishman tried to fondle me in the dark, got the old lady by mistake, and she hit him. The Englishman thinks: I bet that the Scotsman fondled the blonde in the dark, but the blonde thought it was me and hit me. The Scotsman thinks: I hope theres another tunnel coming up soon so I can slap that English twat again.
Posted on: Sun, 30 Nov 2014 13:50:42 +0000
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