Planet Of The Twats (By Chaz John Ross, 97% twat) Why did our mortal enemy, The Twats decide Hackney as their worldwide military base and stronghold? Why not Islington (better transport links), Newham (better shops), Lewisham (better ethnic communities) or Haringay (better warehouses)? True neighbouring Tower Hamlets (better links to city/banks) is partly invaded but this pales in comparison to Twatney. Once inside the Twatney borough refinement levels and concentwation purity for the common everyTwat are at staggering, all time highs... 98% Twatness! Its a modern day global phenomena, a once in a lifetime occurrence. Hollywood should be crystallising this near myth on celluloid... Given that the present hit Hollywood movie currently showing in cinemas lacks any real dialogue or sci-fi/philosophical plot, a re-make of Planet of The Apes for a record breaking fourth series would do the Twats supreme and pop cultural justice. Obviously Twats would be done in the style of Nathan Barley, i.e from a satirical hipster berating/celebratory perspective... Hackney would makes perfect sense: 1) Planet of the Twats 2) Beneath the Planet of the Twats 3) Escape from the Planet of the Twats 4) Conquest of the Planet of the Twats 5) Battle for the Planet of the Twats 6) Rise of the Planet of the Twats 7) Dawn of the Planet of the Twats
Posted on: Thu, 31 Jul 2014 11:05:35 +0000
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