Plastered To The Gills A husband is in the habit of coming home plastered to the gills each night and each night he throws up in the bathroom sink. His wife warns him each time, that one of these days, he will puke his guts out. He of course pays no attention. The wife is so disgusted with his behavior, that she decides to play a little joke on him. While her husband is out drinking one night, she searches the highways for road kill. She places a bunch of dead animal guts in the bathroom sink and waits for the return of her inebriated husband. He comes home, drunk as usual, and as usual pukes in the bathroom sink. He comes to bed but is more quiet than normal. She asks him if anything is wrong. He says, "Honey, you were right. It finally happened. I puked my guts out in the sink." She can barely contain her laughter at this point. He continues on to say, "But with the help of the good Lord and a spoon, I got em all back in!"
Posted on: Mon, 30 Sep 2013 23:51:35 +0000
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