Plastic smiles, the government of Rwanda claims, are non-biodegradable and are, therefore, harmful to the environment. “We cannot tolerate plastics in this country and we will do everything in our power to root out any foreigner who goes about with a plastic smile,� warned the Rwandese minister for Environmental Conservation, Jean Mbabazi. “We will do everything possible to conserve our environment even if it means putting a frown on the culprits.� Fainting While issuing the directive the minister for Environmental Conservation hastened to add that Kenya ns living in Rwanda should be thankful because he was doing them a favour. “By discouraging plastic smiles, I am in fact, helping Kenya ns. As you know, plastic smiles are known to consume more energy than real smiles. We are thus protecting Kenya ns from running low on energy and consequently ending up fainting,� explained the minister. Analysts of body language say the prevalence of plastic smiles among Kenya ns is a consequence of the many problems Kenya ns face. These include the high cost of living, insecurity, greed among the political class, Ethiopia and Ugandasnatching the gold in some of the races the Kenya ns previously dominated, bad reality shows, the return of Mututho and the 2013 Marriage Bill. Repatriation With the crackdown, Kenya ns in Rwanda now live in daily fear and in typical Kenya n fashion are already asking for their government to intervene contrary to the belief that when you are far awayfrom home, you tend to forget your usual way of doing things.
Posted on: Mon, 30 Sep 2013 05:37:28 +0000
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