Play on Words 1. A bicycle cant stand alone because it is two-tired. 2. Whats the definition of a will? Its a dead giveaway. 3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 4. A backward poet writes in verse. 5. In democracy its your vote that counts. In feudalism its your count that votes. 6. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but she broke it off. 7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. 8. If you dont pay your exorcist, you get repossessed. 9. When she got married, she got a new name and a dress. 10. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and Ill show you A flat miner. 11. When your clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. 12. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is now fully recovered. 13. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blown apart. 14. You will feel stuck with your debt if you cant budge it. 15. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under. 16. He often broke into a song because he couldnt find the key. 17. Every calendars days are numbered. 18. A lot of money is tainted. Taint yours ...and it taint mine. 19. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. 20. He had a photographic memory.. which was never developed. 21. A plateau is a high form of flattery. 22. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. 23. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. 24. When youve seen one shopping center youve seen a mall. 25. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine. 26. When the actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought shed dye. 27. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis. 28. Santas helpers are subordinate clauses. 29. Acupuncture is a jab well done. 30. Marathon runners with bad footwear will suffer the agony of defeat.
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