Please be aware this Christmas eve that if you are going out and acting like a prick just because it is Christmas in your hideous christmas sweaters and bullshit attitude that 1). No one that works in a bar likes you and we have had enough of you and your festive attitude already trying to smash back your body weight in spirits and wine that you cannot handle. 2). No one who works in a bar likes you and when it come to you coming in already pissed it is actually an offence to serve you anyway. if you have to wait because you and several other large groups are at the bar, waving a note and shouting when you are ready mate really pisses the bar staff off! If you mean by when you are ready mate you would like to wait a shit load longer then please go ahead. You are the twat and we hold the reigns. Remember that. 3). No one that works in a bar likes you because you are a twat! 4). As said before, the bar staff hold the reigns, if you are unfortunate to get a long in the tooth bar man like myself who is actually not in need of his job and just does it to help out his local please remember that this particular bar man will treat you with utter contempt, tell you straight and probably put something nasty in your drink because he is a horrible person. Oh yes he is! You will also not get after hours drinks as it is an offence but most importantly some poor sods have worked possibly up to 12 hours straight and want to unwind as well. The phrase come on mate it is Christmas or just one for the road will be met with contempt, venom and unfortunately for you a possible dose of bad guts over christmas. If you are really bad I will ruin your whole christmas just because I can! I personally do not care that you are getting bladdered because it is christmas and that you are celebrating the holy christmas tradition of the birth of christ by wetting the babies head, I would like some respect and decency and if you are willing to maybe even stick your hand in your pocket this christmas eve and with that last pint you could have had then stick a drinks worth of money in the staff tip pot. You will be remembered as not so much of a christmas twat, will feel good about yourself as you have contributed for a cab home for staff rather than eating into wages, made yourself feel good and most importantly no had your drink dirtied! Please remember the people serving you tonight have a life as well. I hope that all the barstaff tonight have jingling pockets that sound like santas sleigh.
Posted on: Wed, 24 Dec 2014 08:34:55 +0000
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