Please read all the way through before you think Im an idiot posting things just because someone told me to... Now continue.... Better safe than sorry is right. Kind of like a condom. Some random Channel 13 News (because we can trust the news right?) was just talking about this change in Facebooks privacy policy. Better safe than sorry (thought I would say it twice now in case your dumb ass forgot what its called) As of January 3rd, 2015 at 11:43 a.m. (The exact time I was in my pajamas eating a hot pocket and decided to post this) Eastern standard time, I do not give Facebook or any entities associated with Facebook permission to use my pictures, information, or posts, both past and future. (Because nobody else like the government or hackers or 13 year old internet cruisers can find stuff I post online) By this statement, I give notice to Facebook (because Im sure Mark zuckerberg and anyone working at facebook gives a dirty donkey ballsack that I am talking to them directly via my facebook status) it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, or take any other action against me based on this profile and/or its contents. The content of this profile is private and confidential information (because everything I say and post is so damn important and I know you want to steal it... Like taking images of my beautiful face and making t-shirts to sell at Cher concerts) . The violation of privacy can be punished by law (UCC 1-308- 1 1 308-103 and the Rome Statute).
Posted on: Mon, 05 Jan 2015 06:37:27 +0000
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