Pls... scrol down at ur own risk... Q1. RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ?? ... Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi ) 😛😛😛 Q2. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI Ans - . Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory) 😛😛😛 Q3. Prasad asks Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.? why ?? why ?? Ans:- Tendulkar is an opener Q4. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie heart is umbrella... Which movie did he really want to see..? Ans:- Dil Chhata Hai...! 😈😈😈 Q5. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi? Ans:- aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!! 😆😆😆 Q6. What will! u call a person who is leaving India ?? Socho............... Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver). Q7. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha? Ans:- adidas Q8. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv falls into the well. Why ? Ans:- Because Luv is blind!!!!!😎 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 Now Kush also jumps inside. Why? OK lots of head scratching done. Ans:- Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!! 😋😋😋😋😋😋 Q9. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. nahi pata..?? Ans:- DCold (Chain ki saans - Dcold ) Q10. chalo ab batao... Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ? this is quite simple.. Ans:- DCold again... Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi... 😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋 !!!!!. This Joke will destroy your power of thinking Q11.. What do you call a Cow Dancing? . . . . . . . . . . . . Ans: Guidance..!
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