Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where r u going? Man: Im going 2 listen lecture on ill effects of drinking. Cop: Wholl lecture at midnight? Man: My wife... ------------------------------------------------------------ Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business? Student: Father-in-Law! ------------------------------------------------------------ Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u. After marriage: Roses are dead, Im blue. U r my headache, one day Ill kill u. ------------------------------------------------------------ Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come. ------------------------------------------------------------ Beggar: Saab, 12Rs do na, coffee peeni hai. Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai? Beggar: Par saab, Girl Friend bhi to hai ! Man: Bhikari hokar bhi Girl Friend banali? Beggar: Na saab,Girl Friend ne Bhikari bana diya! ------------------------------------------------------------ Q: Why do women live longer than men? A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does! ------------------------------------------------------------ Wats the diff between Complete & Finished? If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished. ------------------------------------------------------------ So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow and sure! ------------------------------------------------------------ Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? Hes now being harassed by the animal rights activists for being cruel to the crocodiles. ------------------------------------------------------------ Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes. 2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons ------------------------------------------------------------ Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me? Husband: I wont have to pay you, youll get my entire insurance amount. ------------------------------------------------------------ -ISMAIL CHOHAN
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