Poor Mark lol My Wife the Gardener ~ She dug the plot on - TopicsExpress



          

Poor Mark lol My Wife the Gardener ~ She dug the plot on Monday the soil was rich and fine, She forgot to thaw out dinner so we went out to dine... She planted roses Tuesday she says they are a must, They really are quite lovely but she quite forgot to dust. On Wednesday it was daisies they opened up with sun, All whites and pinks and yellows but the laundry wasnt done... The poppies came on Thursday - a bright and cherry red, I guess she really was engrossed she never made the bed... It was violets on Friday in colours she adores, It never bothered her at all all crumbs upon the floors I hired a maid on Saturday my week is now complete, My wife can garden all she wants the house will still be neat! Its nearly lunchtime Sunday and I cannot find the maid, Oh no! I dont believe it! Shes out there WITH THE SPADE! -
Posted on: Wed, 08 Oct 2014 10:46:46 +0000

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