Portion control to Major Tom, Portion control to Major Tom, Take your diet pills, And switch the oven on Portion control to Major Tom, Commencing countdown Put your oven gloves on This is kitchen control to Major Tom, Youve really made the gravy And the papers want to know which way you stir, Now its time to use the micro wave, If you dare This is Major Tom to portion control, Im opening up the door, And its floating in a most peculiar way, The gravy looks very different today Though Im past one hundred thousand degrees, Im feeling very sweaty And I think my oven door is going to blow, Tell my wife shes far too fat, She knows Portion control to Major Tom Your wife is dead, I think shes been over fed, Can you hear me Major Tom, Can you hear me Major Tom Here Im bloating, Round the gravy boat, Far above the portion limit, Me belly bulging out me semmit, No portion control, Innit...
Posted on: Fri, 26 Sep 2014 01:02:15 +0000
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