President 0bama went to the bank to cash a check but he didnt have his ID. The teller said, Youve got to prove who you are. He said, How should I do that? She said, The other day Phil Mickelson came in and he didnt have his ID but he chipped a golf ball into a little cup so we knew it was Phil Mickelson and we cashed his check. Andre Agassi didnt have his ID either so he put a little target on the wall and hit it with a tennis ball at 100mph so we knew it was him and we cashed his check. Is there anything you can do to prove who you are? 0bama said, I dont have a clue. The teller said, Thats good enough for me, Mr. President. Do you want your money in tens or twenties? h/t to Mitt Romney (yes, that Mitt Romney)
Posted on: Mon, 13 Oct 2014 20:09:34 +0000
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