President Obama and Lie Clocks Barack Obama died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “What are all those clocks?” St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.” “Oh,” said Obama, pointing behind St. Peter, “Whose clock is that?” “That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie.” “Whose clock is that?” “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life.” “Where’s my clock?” St. Peter said, “Your clock is in my office. I’m using it as a ceiling fan.”
Posted on: Wed, 18 Sep 2013 17:47:37 +0000
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