>President Obama walks into the Bank of America to cash a check. >As he approaches the cashier he says Good morning Maam, could >you please cash this check for me? > >Cashier: It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me >your ID? >Obama: Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didnt think >there would be any need to. Let me be clear, I am President Barrack >Obama, the President of the United States of America! > >Cashier: Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the latest >Government regulations, and monitoring of the banks because of >impostors and forgers, etc. I must insist on seeing ID > >Obama: Well, just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they >will tell you. Everybody knows who I am! >Cashier: I am sorry Mr. President but these are the bank rules and >I must follow them. > >Obama: Make no mistake, I am urging you please to cash this check! >Cashier: Look Mr. President this is what we can do: One day Tiger >Woods came into the bank without his ID. To prove that he truly was >Tiger Woods, he pulled out his putting iron and made a beautiful shot >across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger >Woods and cashed his check. > >Another time, Andre Agassi came in without his ID. He pulled out his >tennis racket and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball actually >landed in my coffee cup. With that spectacular shot we knew that he >was Andre Agassi and cashed his check. > >So, Mr. President, what can you do to prove that it is truly you, and >only you, as the President of the United States? > >Obama stood there thinking, and thinking and finally says: Honestly, >there is nothing that comes to my mind. I cant think of a single >thing. My mind is a complete blank. > >Cashier: Would you like the cash in large or small bills, Mr. President?
Posted on: Thu, 06 Mar 2014 15:24:49 +0000
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