Priest tells truth... A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, Father, may I ask a favor? Of course. What may I do for you? Well, I bought an expensive womans electronic hair dryer for my mothers birthday. The dryer is unopened and well over the Customs limits; and Im afraid theyll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps? I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie. With your honest face, Father, no one will question you. When they reached the Customs area, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked: Father, do you have anything to declare? From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare. The official thought this answer strange, so asked, And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor? I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused. Roaring with laughter, the official said, Go ahead, Father. Next.
Posted on: Sat, 19 Apr 2014 02:34:23 +0000