Prime Minister Harper walks into a Bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, Good morning, Maam, could you please cash this cheque for me? Cashier: It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID? Harper: Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didnt think there was any need to. I am Prime Minister Harper, the Prime Minister of CANADA! Cashier: Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the CIDC legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing ID. Harper: Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am. Cashier: I am sorry, Mr. Prime Minister, but these are the bank rules and I must follow them. Harper: I am urging you, please, to cash this cheque. Cashier: Look Mr. Prime Minister, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his cheque. Cashier: Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racket and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his cheque. So, Mr. Prime Minister, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, as the Prime Minister of Canada? Harper: Harper stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says, Honestly, my mind is a total blank...there is nothing that comes to my mind. I cant think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do and I dont have a clue. Cashier: Will that be large or small bills, Mr. Prime Minister?
Posted on: Thu, 21 Nov 2013 01:29:44 +0000
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