Prince Charles decided to take up walking every day. Every day at the same street corner he noticed a hooker standing there. He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow. One hundred and fifty pounds! shed shout. No! Five pounds! he said from the side of his mouth, just to shut her up. This ritual between him and the hooker became a daily occurrence. Shed yell, One hundred and fifty pounds! Hed yell back, Five pounds! One day, Camilla decided to accompany her husband. As the couple neared the hookers corner, Prince Charles realised shed bark her £150 offer and Camilla would wonder what hed really been doing on all his past outings. He figured hed better have a good explanation for his wife. As they neared the hookers corner he became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there she stood. He tried to avoid eye contact as she watched the pair pass. Then, the hooker yelled: See what you get for five pounds!
Posted on: Mon, 26 Jan 2015 15:09:53 +0000
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