Principal- I tried ur number so many times, it said switched off.. STUDENT said : ya… it’s my CALLER TUNE Principal shock! Student Rock! GODS are also I.T. Engineers BRAHMA System installer VISNU System supporter SHIV System Programmer NAARAD Data transfer YAM Deleter MENKA Virus! Teacher: Galti hone pe maafi magne wale ko kya kahte hai? Stud: Samajhdar Teacher: Aur galti na hone pe bhi mafi mangne waale ko kya kahte hai? Stud: BOYFRIEND Father to his son- How was the paper? Son- bas pehla sawal chut gaya. Father- acha,aur baki? Son- 3rd mujhe ata nahi tha, 4th main karna bhul gya, 5th mujhe nazar nahi aya nd 6th paper ki pichli taraf tha meine dekha nahi. Father gusse me bola- aur 2nd ques? Son- bas sirf wahi galat hua hai! Teacher: Dhobi ka kutta na ghar ka na ghat ka ab aisa 1 aur sentence banao.. Student: Sania ka baccha na india ka na pakistan ka! Question: Collage Me Ladkiyo Ke Kitne Naam Hote Hai? Ans: 4 1 Tere Wali 2 Mere Wali 3 Teri bhabhi 4 Meri bhabhi Movie titles related to engg students: exams – socha na tha, classes – kabhi kabhi, question papers – na tum jano na hum, copying – yaarana, maths2 – asambhav, maths1 – mission impossible, environmental sciences – pyar mein kabhi kabhi, 1st semester – kuch to hai, 2nd semester – yeh kya ho raha hai, distinction – kal ho na ho, 1st class – raju bangaya gentleman, 2nd class – dil mange more fail – phir milenge Students k Dard ko University Kya Jane College K Riwajon ko Parents Kya Jane Hoti hai Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Main Wo Paper Check Karne Wala Kya Jane…. In a examination hall, a girl asks a boy sitting on d desknxt to her mujhe is ans ki starting batade baaki main likh loongi boy says...........THE Master ji studnt se bole koi ashiqi wala sher sunao. Studnt-kutta marta haddi pe, bhuka marta roti pe, masterji tumhari do beti hai, par mai mrta hun choti pe. Teacher: Jawani aur Budhape me farak batao? Student: Jawani me mobile me “HASEENO” k numbers hote hai, Aur Budhape me “HAKEEMO” ke..! Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future? Vinod: I want 2b a doctor. Deepa: I want 2b a good mother. Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi? Beti- B.B.A Karungi. Papa- Wat is BBA! Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Pr Aish ..! A girl comes late to class Teacher: Why ru late? Girl: 1 boy was following me. Teacher: so what? Girl: d boy was walking very slowly! Free Listing Add Your Listing Free! Advertise with us Advertise your company with us Trade Leads Free Classified Sale and offers 225 more :: Post Trade Leads View All Trade Leads more :: Post Free Classified Ads View All Classified Ads more :: Post Your Offers View All Offers Funny Jokes
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