Principal: What is 3 x 3 ? Isko: 9. Principal: What is 6 x 6 ? Isko: 36 And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, I think Isko can go to the third-grade. Teacher says to the principal, I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him? The principal and Isko both agreed. Teacher asks, What does a cow have four of and that I have only two of? Isko: After a moment, Legs. Teacher: What is in your pants that you have but I do not have? Isko: Pockets Teacher: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? Isko: Coconut Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? The principals eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Isko was taking charge. Isko: Bubblegum Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The principals eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer... Isko: Shake hands Teacher: Now I will ask some Who am I sort of questions, Okay? Isko: Yep. Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. Isko: Tent Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when youre bored. The best man always has me first.. The principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Jack Daniel peg. Isko: Wedding Ring Teacher: I come in many sizes. When Im not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. Isko: Nose Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. Isko: Arrow Teacher: What word starts with a F and ends in K that means lot of heat and excitement? Isko: Firetruck Teacher: What starts with a F and ends in K and if you dont get it, you have to use your hand. Isko: Fork Teacher: What is it that all men have one. Its longer on some men, than others, the pope doesnt use his and a man gives it to his wife after theyre married? Isko: SURNAME Teacher: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, and is responsible for making love ? Isko: HEART
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