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Pro Tip: When charged by a wild animal, flailing about like an angry chimpanzee is often an effective way to confuse the beast, and deter it from attacking. Your neighbors, if they just happen to witness you use the flailing chimpanzee survival maneuver, will likely not understand your choice in tactics. This might cause you to feel embarrassed. Dont. The Chimpanzee Survival Maneuver (or CSM) could potentially save your life. Fun Fact: On a dark cloudy night, upon first going outside (before your eyes have adjusted), a large rabbit running towards you at full speed is undistinguishable from a mountain lion. Fun Fact #2: Following an odd situation with your neighbor, 30 seconds of silent eye contact with them is the maximum acceptable amount of time before awkwardly backing up slowly and retreating back inside...
Posted on: Wed, 15 Oct 2014 15:07:56 +0000

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