Professor Rangers classes for Foster dogs on maximizing your enjoyment during your stay at HoundSong Note 1: Please keep the syllabus provided to you. This is not high school. You will not be reminded of or requested to complete additional assignments listed in the syllabus. General description of class: This class is designed to teach you real world applicable methods and theorem to maximize your enjoyment as a foster dog with HoundSong Rescue. Each of your days at HoundSong will begin with a given potential of possible peaceful enjoyment and pleasurable interactions with the directors of HoundSong. HoundSong offers these pleasures freely and without charge, it is however your responsibility as a ward of this rescue to take actions to maximize this offered potential as HoundSong will not do this work for you. This class will teach you when it is most beneficial to take said actions, suggests methods and alternatives on how to take such actions, and what actions have proven most beneficial to others. Class 1: Cleaning/Organizing/Straightening up/housework. As soon a Foster Father grabs a rag, broom, or other cleaning implement you must begin considering all future interactions in the house until which time those cleaning implements have been returned to storage. Keep in mind, this function (cleaning) is likely happening as a direct result of your presence in the home. There are a few preferred methods of insuring that during this time you do not act in a way that may spoil all further potential for pleasant interactions for the rest of the given day (or week). a.) As Moonshine will now demonstrate - getting onto the couch, bed, crate top, or other out of the way place while cleaning is occurring is acceptable - given that you do not, mid cleaning - jump down and track paw prints through out the home. For this method to be affective you must remain atop your chosen perch until cleaning implements have be returned to storage AND the floors are DRY! b.) You may do as I do (and this method is most preferred) and willing, without being asked, retreat outdoors until which time that all cleaning function has ceased. It is acceptable to occasionally return to the door to inspect the process and pleadingly inquire (without use of your voice or making physical contact with the door or home--- IE: leaving paw prints on the door window) as to the remaining duration of the cleaning. However, you cannot beg, bark, paw, or otherwise demand re-entry to the home as this WILL waste future potential for peaceful and pleasant interactions. c.) YOU MUST NOT randomly bark your fool head off for no determinable reason. d.)YOU MUST NOT continually stand in the way, cause Foster father to trip over you, or spread around all what has been swept into a pile while you inspect its scents. e.) YOU MUST NOT assume that cleaning implements are toys. f.) YOU MUST NOT climb up on recently cleaned item ( IE kitchen table) to see why it smells the way it does. g.) YOU MUST NOT, even though you think you are assisting, try to lick or otherwise clean plates and dishes during dish-washing - or grab waste food on its way to the garbage can. Please be aware of the current status of your potential for peaceful interaction at all times. While Foster Father does most of the straightening and cleaning and will most often be directly responsible for either securing your positive potential for peaceful interactions or for negatively impacting that potential, he is not the ONLY Foster parent you must take care of managing your interactions with during cleaning procedures. Annoying Foster Father will, eventually but quite surely, also annoy Foster Mother. Foster Mother is genuinely the one with whom you must show the most concern. Once annoyed, Foster Mother does not recover from said annoyance as quickly as does Foster Father. Also keep in mind that that annoying Foster Father, which then by proxy annoys Foster Mother, then FURTHER annoys Foster Father and in this way one can quickly and permanently destroy and entire days potential for peaceful interactions in mere moments. As your Professor I suggest to you that you simply get up and go outside. Please do so willingly and without being chased, begged, yelled at, or manhandled out the door. If you follow this simple action you will find that you can (and will) actually restore lost negative potential from earlier transgressions and INCREASE your potential for peaceful interaction for the given day. Class dismissed. Thank You. ----Professor Ranger Danger PHd
Posted on: Fri, 29 Aug 2014 16:33:10 +0000
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