Prohibition on Sword fighting in Lobby (Resumption of Service Bulletin) The International Embarrassment Oversight Committee reminds all members that while they are expected to abide by the Standard Behavioural Code at all times, they should be especially vigilant this weekend when a large number of foreign visitors will be residing within the HHDRS Compound. The Society is honoured to have been selected as the only venue outside Brisbane to host an ancillary dialogue on the margins of the G20 and hopes that all members will strive to make our foreign guests visit both enjoyable and memorable. The need to make a good impression is particularly important in lieu of Communist Chinas successful campaign to have have the plight of Sir Harold Holt excluded yet again from the agenda of both the G20 and the corresponding B20 dialogue between international corporate leaders. This unfortunate development was no doubt another attempt by the Politburo to avoid culpability for the greatest travesty of international justice since General Tojos tailor was acquitted by the Tokyo War Crimes Tribunal. There is also little doubt the Chinese are embarrassed by recently falling for the oldest trick in the diplomatic playbook - the old climate change canard - and are keen to avoid adding to the already cacophonous peels of laughter emanating from the worlds leading centres of climate science, Canberra, Pyongyang and Harare. But Chinas manoeuvring does mean that this weekends discussions between the leaders of the worlds 20 largest historical reenactment societies (RS20) have assumed special significance. If Australia is to succeed in getting the world to focus on what is surely the biggest international legal travesty since Pope Benedict IX was unfairly dismissed simply for selling the Papacy to a consortium of Hong Kong-based property developers, then it is critical that the RS20 speak with a strong uniform voice when demanding that our political leaders summon the courage to take on Communist China and release Sir Harold! However, our efforts to this end have not been helped by the puerile theatrics of Member Abbotts on-going attempts to engage Mr. Vladimir Putin of the Alexander Litvinenko Assassination Commemoration Troupe in hand-to-hand combat. Not only has the Member embarrassed himself, but he also risks bringing the HHDRS into disrepute and undermining the Free Harold campaign. We are particularly annoyed at Member Abbotts repeated breaches of Regulation 8,374(b) of the Code of Common Conduct relating to the use of Medieval weaponry within the reception hall and main foyer of the administration building. Indeed, last evenings sword fight with Mr Putin, which ended in yet another ignominious defeat when a thrust from the Russian severed the Members braces and caused his velvet trousers to fall to the ground, was both dangerous to other members and a significant inconvenience to our Italian friends from the Giuseppe Garibaldi Marionette Association who were at that time attempting to complete check-in procedures. Equally embarrassing was Fridays jousting contest which resulted in Member Abbott left dangling by his swimming trunks from the rear of Member Putins private yacht. The quest for justice for Sir Harold Holt is critical to our nations national interests and far too important to be sabotaged by the ignorant bravado of a lesser category member. Accordingly, any member with tickets to the public gallery for this weekends RS20 discussions are requested to keep one eye peeled for member Abbott. Should he be seen within 50 meters of a foreign visitor, or 75 meters of the props dispensary, members are requested to press the nearest panic button so that security staff might deal with the matter expeditiously and before any more damage is caused to our reputation. G. von Ribbentrop (Miss) International Embarrassment Oversight Committee
Posted on: Fri, 14 Nov 2014 22:51:38 +0000
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