Protester A protestor said to his girlfriend, Im on my way to pick up my unemployment check. Then Ive got to go to the university to see whats holding up this months Federal Education Grant. Meanwhile you can go over to the Free Clinic and check up on your tests. And right after I stop by the Welfare Department to see if they will up our eligibility limit again Ill meet you at the Federal Building for the demonstration against this rotten, oppressive establishment....! ~~~~~~~~ Soup I had driven over to Miami to pick up a part for my central air conditioner and was forced to wait for an hour for the warehouse to locate it. It was in a rough part of town, and I was suffering some hunger pains not having stopped for breakfast before the two and a half hour drive. I located a diner down the block and ordered some soup. It took a while before the soup came, and when it did arrive, it was too hot. While waiting for the soup to cool, I became aware of the need to use the bathroom facilities too as I hadnt stopped in the morning for that either. Now, Im thinkin... in this neighborhood, while I´m in the bathroom, somebody might just come and eat the soup. Being a wise guy I pulled out a piece of paper and a pen and wrote: I spat into the soup! After putting the sign right next to the soup, I took advantage of the available washroom facilities. When I returned, what do I see? On my note beside the soup someone has added in pencil, ME TOO! ~~~~~~~~~~ 20th Anniversary There is this couple celebrating their 20th anniversary. The husband decides to do something special for his wife. So he gets up early to make her breakfast in bed. When the wife wakes up, she is totally amazed. Oh John, thank you so much. I didnt expect this! The husband than tells her that he has another surprise, but for that she must wear a blindfold. So the woman is blindfolded, and the man leads her the way. Twelve hours later John tells his wife to take off the blindfold. She takes it off and is totally stunned and very excited she shouts: Oh John!!!! We are in Paris, arent we ??!! This is the best gift you could ever give me! What can I expect when we have our 40th anniversary?!! Well thats quite simple, John answers. Thats when I come to pick you up again! ~~~~~~~~~~ A Bad Night at the HotelThis hotel stinks! a guest complained when he showed up at the front desk to check out. Whats wrong? I asked. I got no sleep. Every 15 minutes this loud banging sound woke me up! I apologized for the noise and checked him out. A few minutes later, a couple showed up. Again, I made the mistake of asking how their stay was. Terrible! they said. The guy in the next room was snoring so loudly that we had to bang on the wall every 15 minutes to wake him up! ~~~~~~~~~~~
Posted on: Fri, 29 Nov 2013 15:10:02 +0000
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