Psychiatrist vs. Bartender Ever since I was a child, Ive always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him Ive got problems. Every time I go to bed I think theres somebody under it. Im scared. I think Im going crazy. Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink. Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears. How much do you charge? Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor. Ill think about it, I said. Six months later, I met the doctor on the street. Why didnt you come to see me about those fears you were having? he asked. Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I bought me a new pickup! Is that so! With a bit of an attitude he said, and how,may I ask, did a bartender cure you? He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Aint nobody under there now!!! STAY AWAY FROM THE SHRINKS.. HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!
Posted on: Tue, 04 Feb 2014 17:57:37 +0000
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