Public Service Announcement: If I ever find a genie in a lamp, one of the first things Ill have her do is make me win the LA Marathon ... but at my present weight while Im smoking cigars and drinking beer the entire run. And it will be a record breaking run at a full sprint the entire time that will make the Kenyans physically ill trying to keep up. So, if you see me win a marathon while being a great big fat bastard, youll know I found that genie. Then Ill go kick every single persons ass in the MMA in one punch bouts. After that, Ill probably just get bored and take over the entire planet under the strangest dictatorship you could imagine.
Posted on: Mon, 28 Jul 2014 22:41:52 +0000
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