Pun-ography..... Im reading a book about anti-gravity. I cant put it down. . I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words . They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O. . I didnt like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. . A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldnt control her pupils? . When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble. . What does a clock do when its hungry? It goes back four seconds. . I wondered why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me! . Broken pencils are pointless. . I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. . All the toilets in London police stations have been stolen Police say they have nothing to go on. . I took the job at a bakery because I kneaded dough......(o:
Posted on: Sun, 20 Oct 2013 04:33:13 +0000
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