Puns of the day: 1. Ive been to the dentist several times, so I know the drill. 2. It is difficult to escape being a peasant because resistance is feudal. 3. A podiatrist knows defeat. 4. Why not take a break in the south of France? Youve nothing Toulouse. 5. The parsley farmer couldnt pay his child support, so the courts garnished his wages. 6. Make no bones about it, but the ulna has a humerus side to it. 7. To be a mountain climber, one needs to be in peak condition. 8. She became an art dealer because she wanted more Monet. 9. I couldnt stand to be without my legs. 10. After a day of changing her triplets diapers,the new mother was feeling rather pooped.
Posted on: Tue, 16 Sep 2014 21:41:51 +0000
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